Paris - Roubaix
Back when I raced as an Elite Amateur in France there was an annual occurrence each spring where we’d ride under a different directeur sportif. A new voice in our radios, a new driver in our team, a new tactician guiding our pedal strokes. The reason wasn’t anything extraordinary; ours simply insisted on book - ing that one Sunday to watch the Queen of the Classics, Paris–Roubaix.
The change made little difference to us, how - ever, because for that aspirational Paris– Roubaix weekend we tended to be distracted too, carrying out our own race almost on autopilot, attention elsewhere, our own mini Roubaix in our heads.
Flat, long and always full of drama, this race is unique within the calendar with the end result being decided by around 60 km of cobbles. These fist-sized stones, which generations gone deemed to be an ideal road surface — before the invention of the bike, we’re sure — are part of other races within the spring, but merely as a taster of the main course. The pavé at Paris–Roubaix is on another level. The unrelenting nature of the cobble sectors is at the heart of its challenge. Each zone is a battle, another hard round in the ring fighting bareknuckled, where the weak and the strong are soon put in their place. There is little need to attack; if you’re strong the others simply will not be able to hold your wheel. Roubaix is a race in which there are no hiding places.
It’s hard to explain what it’s like to race over these stones if you’ve never tried it. We urge you to take the opportunity should it arise. As spectators of this annual battle, there are subtle and not-so-subtle cues of just how tough these stones are, apparent in the way the race plays out. So, when we scream at the TV, “Why did you just let Sagan ride away like that?” Answer: it’s the stones.
We recall to each other after seeing the photo series, “Did you see the faces at the finish? I’ve never seen riders that tired.” Answer: it’s the stones.
We ask after the last rider has left the velodrome in Roubaix, “But what happened to QuickStep? I mean, they were so strong during the rest of the races this spring.” Answer: it’s the stones.
We ask ourselves as the final kilometres click down, “How did Dillier manage to stay in the lead group even as Sagan got across and the rest of the riders exploded?” Answer: it’s the stones.
We ponder, “Would we have celebrated our victory as animatedly as Sagan did when he realized he had finally won the toughest of the Classics?” Answer, it’s the stones, and that one victory Stone. So most likely, yes.
Paris–Roubaix, you hold a special place in our hearts and each year we watch your race unfold with bated breath. Better than a Shakespearian drama and more hard-hitting than a championship fight, your stones define you as the Hell of the North, the Queen of the Classics, and worth sacrificing any Sunday.